if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Don't make out with my wife yet
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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