Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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