Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my sisters under your porch take her home
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
