We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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