but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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