Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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