Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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