Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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