I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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