um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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