In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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