she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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