Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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