ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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