Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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