I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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