Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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