Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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