This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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