Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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