do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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