did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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