What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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