bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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