i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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