he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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