I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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