Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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