Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Randomize
