For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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