Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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