yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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