Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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