how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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