You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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