I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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