i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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