But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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