the condom got lost in my hair
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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