Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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