i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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