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I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He had one of those small greek statue penises
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Green mimosas i think yes
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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