I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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