u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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