You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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