absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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