dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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