Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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