i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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