I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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