no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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