Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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