Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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