Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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