I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
